just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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