Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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