You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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