ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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