Buhtt sex?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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