There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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