): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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