u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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