We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
