I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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