dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm both gender and math confused
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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