sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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