i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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