She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
