No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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