I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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