My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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