I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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