Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize