On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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