we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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