This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Did I show you my penis last night?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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