i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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