Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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