Christians are straight up FREAKS
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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