we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
