does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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