Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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