Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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