Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
the day after is always just damage control
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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