singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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