Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
