i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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