Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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