she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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