fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
