Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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