Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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