Where are you?
In a non slutty way
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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