Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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