It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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