dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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