so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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