its not stalking. its research.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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