He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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