is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How external is "for external use only"?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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