I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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