she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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