i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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