Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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