shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
