so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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