There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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