I love black thongs
okay pat passed out under dana's car
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you never un-have a 4some
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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