respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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