Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
one might say we're banned from that church
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
